I Am Not Romantic. I Never Was. T-Shirt
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Charlotte Lucas finally gets her moment with this understated tee, featuring her iconic Pride and Prejudice declaration: "I am not romantic, you know. I never was." It's the perfect shirt for the pragmatic Austen fan who appreciates wit over whimsy and would rather wear a clever quote than a sweeping declaration of love.
Premium Everyday Comfort
Crafted from 100% ring spun cotton — softer, stronger, and more enduring than your average tee, much like the heroines who inspire them. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit, wash after wash after wash.
At 4.5 oz, the fabric is light and breathable enough to carry you comfortably from morning pages to midnight chapters.
The relaxed, true-to-size unisex fit is forgiving, easy, and entirely unpretentious — which is more than we can say for Mr. Collins.
Built to Last
Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves ensures this tee holds its shape through repeated wear — because a great wardrobe staple, like a great novel, should stand the test of time.
The quarter-turned seamless collar eliminates the center crease and keeps everything looking as composed as you are mid-chapter.
The tear-away label removes cleanly, leaving nothing behind but comfort — no scratching, no residue, no irritation whatsoever. Unlike certain fictional suitors we could name.
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- All sales are final on custom-printed items.
- Exchanges or refunds are only offered for defective or misprinted items.
- Defects must be reported within 7 days of purchase.
- Items must be unworn and unwashed.
- Original receipt required.
- Approved refunds are issued to the original payment method.
Printed in The USA!
Printed in the USA — All domestic orders are printed and shipped right here at home, with care and without shortcuts.
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Amazing Comfort and Style
Soft, skin-friendly, and made to last — because we believe comfort is a truth universally acknowledged. Each tee is crafted with care for long-lasting wear and effortless style, designed for a life lived with great enthusiasm and excellent taste.